'Alcohol Consumption and Smoking is Injurious to health.'
'Some people take life very seriously.'
'And some are born only to have fun.'
[Laughing]
'And from that lot we are three.'
'We three have done all the mischief that everyone does in childhood.'
'And whenever we see any new girl..'
'..we go around her in circles..
[Laughing]
'..and then leave her.'
[Tyre screeching]
[Laughing]
'That's a different thing that it was my life.'
'During this fun and frolic, we passed out from college.'
'Then we three opened up a business together.'
'And we three got married too.'
[Camera flash]
'You must be thinking, our story has a happy ending.'
'But no. 'Friends are rascals' starts from here.'
"Friends are rascals. Friends are rascals."
"Have fun, have parties, friends are rascals they don't stay low."
"They take a chance. They give their life."
"They are devotees of love, rascal friends."
"They are a bit over, they are a bit under."
"They overturn everything."
"All my friends are rascals. My friends are rascals."
"They often take love classes and they watch beauty."
"They propose everyday and think of everything."
"They often take love classes and they watch beauty."
"They propose everyday and think of everything."
"Because of girls, the boys are always."
"Looking for support."
"All my friends are rascals. My friends are rascals."
"Whenever we get a chance we take it."
"Whenever we wish we propose."
"We are dancing together all the time."
"Open the bottles and pour the glasses, the time of youth goes on."
"Everyone is together, there is discussion."
"Open the bottles and pour the glasses, the time of youth goes on."
"Everyone is together, there is discussion."
"One thing is certain. This friendship is good."
"Through all times."
"All my friends are rascals. My friends are rascals."
"Kapil and Vicky are amazing."
"They see everything."
"All my friends are rascals. My friends are rascals."
"They are pure at heart, my rascal friends."
"All my friends are rascals. My friends are rascals."
[Laughing]
[Birds tweeting]
"Feel like dancing, for you beloved."
Oh gosh.
Good morning, madam.
Did some IPL team win last night..
..that you are wishing me "good morning" today?
No darling. Nothing of that sort.
First of all you get up late, then you leave for office without breakfast.
How many times have I told you to get up early?
Darling, I don't have to teach people yoga early in the morning.
Don't do exercise. Let your cheeks hang like the 'Hutch' dog.
I had become a dog when I got married to you.
Did you say anything?
Darling, I was just saying, where is my bone?
I mean, my breakfast.
Look at Ranbir, Salman and Hrithik.
Their body is so fit.
[Chicken clucking] - Let them be fit.
But there must not be a smart Sardar like me in the whole of Bollywood.
And if they are so handsome, you should have got married to them.
Darling, is all this for me?
Your mother.. - What did you say?
Darling, I was just saying..
..your mother did not teach you to make anything else?
No, no, I know how to make chicken too.
Shall I make it?
[Chicken clucking] - Let it be, then you will ask for an egg.
For me this porridge cum soup is fine.
[Temple bell]
Hail to Sherawali Goddess.
Hail to the true Lord.
Hail to the Goddess. - Hail to the Goddess.
Brother, I have told you so many times that the planets are not..
..in a good position for you and you should feed bread to a black dog.
Yes. - Sister, seeing his weight..
..I don't think there must be leftovers for the dog.
What? - Yes.
Hail to the Goddess. - Hail to the Goddess.
Now tell me what has happened to your hand?
[Huh]
The same black dog has bitten me..
..the one whom you told me to feed bread.
Oh gosh! Sister, now he will have to take injections.
Me? - No, the black dog.
[Sobbing] - Shut up.
I think I should leave now.
First that black dog bit me and now.. - Hail to the Goddess.
Climb the steps slowly, Take the name of the Goddess.
Hail to the Goddess. - Hail to the Goddess.
Chandu, where is your brother-in-law? - Yes.
Where will brother-in-law be?
He must be in the bathroom, dirtying the water.
Oh no. Today is Tuesday, right? - Yes.
[Water falling] Listen, don't shampoo your hair today.
[Water falling] Your..
[Water falling]
Sister, shave too..
Oh yes, don't shave too.
Listen, it is 9.50.
Come outside soon otherwise the planets will change position.
Listen.. - Will you let me shit?
Or for that also you will read my horoscope..
..and tell me which way should I face while shitting.
Stop!
[Temple bell]
Keep your left leg outside.
[Temple bell]
According to the tarot cards I have Kert your lucky colour clothes ready.
Take this.
People's wives mesmerize their husbands.
And my wife has made a parrot of me.
Brother-in-law.. - What is it?
Do you want to eat? - Do you want to get beaten?
Oh God, it would be better that the God of death takes me away.
Brother-in-law, the way you look The God of death may not take you..
..but a cat will surely take you.
You rascal..
[Tyre screeching]
Good morning, Mr. Gurta.
Yes, yes, I want to invest in the Mumbai property.
Okay, Mr. Sunny on what numbers should we book the flats.
36, 24 and 32.
If you say we will get them all ready.
Wait, Mr. Gupta. What will I do staying in the flat alone?
Let me make some arrangement.
Excuse me. - Yes.
Is this handkerchief yours? - No.
Tell me, I am also crazy. What will you do with a man's handkerchief?.
And it is written in bold on this Mitch.
[Keypad tone] - You still use a keypad phone?
Why? You don't like it?
The thing is I like touch screen.
[Laughing]
The woman would be chosen earlier and he would talk in the office.
[Laughing]
You watch Ranjyot Sir will win in talks.
Lets bet Rs. 100/. - Okay the bet is on.
Times have changed.
A man can't speak in front of his wife.
And all the rest is the fault of the nation.
The Prime Minister of our country is also under a woman.
We are normal people.
[Laughing]
Attention please!
The entertainment is about to start.
Brother-in-law, you are looking just like a parrot today.
Ew!
Today you are in office before time.
Looks like the house Cleaning was done before time.
[Laughing]
Hey, it was not such a great joke. Stop laughing.
Leave me aside, talk about yourself.
Today were there lesser vessels to wash?
Laugh.
[Laughing]
Look who is talking.. The king of parrots.
If your wife had her way, she would make you wear women's clothes..
..false plaits, vermillion on your head and till here..
..a marriage necklace.
[Laughing]
Go ahead. Get your frustrations out.
Uh, uh. - In your house, your wife does not let you talk.
[Clicking] My wife dances on my fingers.
Sir, don't mind, show us sister-in-law's dance some time.
You shut up. - Why should he shut up?
For the first time my brother-in-law has spoken from my side.
Huh. Carry on.
Say whatever you wish but my wife takes so much care of me..
This morning she made me eat ice-cream with her own hands.
Yes, porridge flavour. - You shut up. [Slapping]
Oh, oh! - Now you look at my wife.
Enough, I don't get to look at my own wife..
..how will I look at your wife.
My wife takes so much care of me..
Without touching my feet She does not wear her shoes.
Yes, if you leave her, then she will touch your feet.
Now you look at my wife.
She does not lift her eyes in front of me.
Yes, when she lifts, she lifts a broom and she makes you a peacock.
Peacock. - Yes, she makes a peacock.
Where is my secretary Pooja?
Pregnant, sir.
[Laughing]
Its not pregnant, its present. Learn English.
Pooja, come here.
Yes, sir. Tell me.
Your television has worn an Indian dress?
No, sir. Why? What happened?
Because you have worn the television clothes.
Explain to her.
Why are you two getting irritated? Go inside.
I will not go. - Go inside.
Come on. - Come on.
I want to talk to you in the cabin.
You don't feel bad about what they say.
Your dress looks amazing.
You wear such clothes.
There is something on your cheek.
[Phone ringing]
Yes. Okay.
Pooja, how are you? What are you doing?
Go to hell. Can't you see, I am looking through a file?
Silly girl, this is not the age for you to look through files.
It is to look for a handsome husband.
I will have a husband too.
And my husband will come on a white horse.
White horse? In the times of Mercedes, you are talking about horses.
Silly girl, nowadays only those people keep white horses..
..whose board reads 'Pappu Horseman'.
Become the daughter-in-law of their house..
..and collect the crap of those horses.
Look at riches here. I have applied a perfume of Rs. 5000/-.
Mr. Chandu. - Yes.
If you would buy a soap of Rs 5/- and have a bath..
..you would save RS 4995/-.
You are giving a punch.
I don't feel angry on you, my googly.
I am angry on your father.
His daughter has grown young, She has become so beautiful..
..get her married and move forward.
He will get her married when she will grow a moustache.
Leave me. What do you think of me? - Dirty.
Wonder why people Are afraid of their wife.
I always keep mine scared of me. She never opens her mouth in front of me.
When I enter the house she goes under the bed.
Yesterday she said, darling, what do we make in the night?
I said, make black eyed beans.
By the way, what have you fed sister-in-law's name?
Jaanu. - Jaanu.
Before calling she thinks a hundred times.
Whether she should call or not.
Mr. Sardar should not be disturbed.
[Phone ringing] - Oh, no.
Darling, I have reached fine.. I..
I will bring spicy snacks in the evening..
We will go to watch a film too.
We will do whatever you say. Say something.
Darling, why don't you say something?
A little bit.
Wonder why.. there is no sound.
It happens sometimes..
The network must be down. No issues.
Wonder why people get scared while talking to their wives.
I talk with love.
A lot of love.
[Door opening] - [Phone ringing]
"A very tasty beloved."
"My beloved stays in my heart."
"Congrats. Congrats. Congrats."
Ohh.
Now you have started this work also?
What work?
This job of giving congrats.
[Laughing]
I have not started but you both do it.
Because you don't have Any manly qualities left in you.
Rascal, don't awaken the animal in me.
Even if the mouse awakens what will it do?
He will die at my hands.
You will die at his hands.
You don't know, there is a martyr's blood flowing through me.
Oh, oh. - [Laughing]
Okay tell me first how many martyrs' were there?
Talk to him.
The way your wives are sucking your blood..
..even some lice won't bite you.
Thinking that there is more blood in them than you.
Should we laugh? - Laugh, buddy, laugh.
Laugh on me, if not on my talks.
And today's day is amazing.
The Singapore deal has been finalized in Rs 4 crores.
Oh gosh! Why didn't you tell us earlier?
[Laughing]
4 crores! Mind blowing!
Amazing!
After so many days I have seen you smiling.
You are the same guys whom others would pay and take tips..
..from of how to entice girls. - Huh.
And with the same money you guys would go and watch movies with the girls.
By the way, we would not go to watch movies.
I agree with that.
Neither did we ever see films nor did we ever let the girls watch.
[Laughing]
By the way, you were as decent as we were rascals.
You guys have spoilt me too.
You remember that night..
..when we escaped from the hostel and had gone outside.
Really.. we three have had such fun together.
It's true.
College days are college days.
[Engine starting]
Come on, guys.
Come, my tiger, let me take you to heaven. It will be fun.
I have a paper. What are you guys doing?
Come on, sit down.
I will fail. - Come on.
First of all take you out and you are doing drama.
It's the limit.
"Rajjo, you are young."
"You are crazy about fashion."
"Rajjo, dear Rajjo."
"I have the heat for your love."
"My heart beats fast."
"It repeats only one thing."
"Rajjo, don't dress up so much."
"Lovers will go crazy."
"Rajjo, don't dress up so much."
"Lovers will go crazy."
"This is our suggestion."
"We are your well-wishers."
"The bullet hits us."
"Don't hit us like a bullet."
"Rajjo, don't dress up so much."
"Lovers will go crazy."
"Rajjo, don't dress up so much."
"Lovers will go crazy."
"Rajjo."
"Rajjo, you are young."
"You are crazy about fashion."
"Rajjo, dear Rajjo."
"Rajjo, you are young."
"You are crazy about fashion."
"Rajjo, dear Rajjo."
"When you apply powder on your cheeks."
"Our heart beats louder."
"When you apply powder on your cheeks."
"Our heart beats louder."
"When the 'bindi' shines on your head."
"The sleep vanishes from our eyes."
"We are bachelors. Some hunter will take us."
"Don't run after fashion."
"Rajjo, don't dress up so much."
"Lovers will go crazy."
"Rajjo, don't dress up so much."
"Lovers will go crazy."
"Rajjo."
"I have the heat for your love."
"My heart beats fast."
"Rajjo."
"Boys are discussing only about you."
"Seeing you they freshen up their mood."
"Boys are discussing only about you."
"Seeing you they freshen up their mood."
"Behind you they fight."
"They give you expensive gifts."
"You are amazing, stay in my heart."
"Those who are destroyed and dead because of you."
"The ones you threw away."
"Listen to me, don't do this, for all these people."
"Rajjo."
"Hey, Rajjo."
"Rajjo, don't dress up so much."
"Lovers will go crazy."
"Rajjo, don't dress up so much."
"Lovers will go crazy."
"Rajjo, you are young."
"You are crazy about fashion."
"Rajjo, dear Rajjo."
"Rajjo, don't dress up so much."
"Lovers will go crazy."
"Our heart beats louder."
"Hey, Rajjo."
Huh.
Leave it. Do you want to lick the bottle?
No. There are two drops in it.
Some great person has said, "Two drops of life."
He is drunk, let’s leave.
Sit down. Sit.
Where shall I empty my tank?
Do it here anywhere.
No, milord. No!
We will not mess up our country.
We will do it in the bottle.
[Engine revving] Rascal, keep it carefully.
Don't drop my friends' urine.
Stop! Stop!
Don't crash with the policemen.
Come and stand here.
All three of you stand in a line like decent men.
Do we have to buy sugar with a ration card..
..that we should stand in a line.
I don't know about sugar, but the way you are behaving..
..you will surely get a slap. Do you want it?
Tell me, how many kilos should I pack?
And tell me, from where did you guys come?
And where do you all have to go?
Speak up, have you become dumb with the liquor.
Tell me like a man or I will beat you.
Where are you come from And where do you have to go?
Grandma was born in our friend's house..
..so we had gone to congratulate him. - Shut up.
If a grandma was born in his house..
..should I get a old age pension for him.
Sir, grandma is born?
Why are you asking me? Ask the one whose house she was born in.
Sir, he means to say..
..a girl is born in his friend's house..
..and her name is grandma.
[Laughing]
Grandma? What sort of a name is this?
Sir, along time back in our village a boy was born.
Okay. - They had kept his name Nana.
And people now call him Nana Patekar. - Yes.
Shut up.
Tell me, whose sons are you?
Mummy and Daddy's!!
Idiots, are we of Uncle's and Aunt's?
Hey! Shut up all of you.
You tell me, the one with the bottle.
Whose son are you?
DSP's. - Yes, sir.
Sir, he means Daljeet Singh Puware's son.
[Laughing]
Oh no. We have saluted this useless guy.
We will make the pay for this.
Listen to me, remove something or the other.
Don't talk nonsense. - Why, sir?
All three of them are drunk. What if they give bad words.
[Laughing] - You are right, sir.
Sir, look at their faces carefully.
They look like college boys.
They would not have money in their pockets.
What will we do with the money?
We were going to drink liquor with the money.
So why don't we just take the liquor from them?
Give it here. - No, no.
Give it here. - No, no sir.
Give it.- No, no sir.
Give it. - Cheers! Cheers!
Amazing, sir. Amazing!
[Uh, uh]
The liquor is normally bitter. This tastes wonderful.
[Laughing]
Hey! A sleeping woman, a needle and liquor..
..one should stay away from them.
Listen to me. - Yes.
Sir's shoes and such a face.. one should stay away from that too.
[Engine revving]
[Laughing]
One thing is there.. till date he Must be thinking what was the brand.
Say whatever you want.. but those days were wonderful.
[Uh]
"The days of college were like a daughter.."
"..which are just Left behind as memories."
You are right. Those were the days.. and now see what we have become.
What have we become? - SRK.
Shahrukh Khan. - Not Shahrukh Khan.
'Saale Runa de Kute' (Dogs of a Race)
[Laughing]
With me.. I was doomed from the nuptial night itself.
People have nuptials night. I had a dooms-night.
"It's the nuptial night. I will raise your veil."
"It's the nurtial night.." - [Door knocking]
[Door opening]
What is it?
Brother-in-law, I am feeling afraid in my room.
Can I sleep with you both?
Yes, sure. You come inside. I will go outside.
Come, come. - Okay. Brother-in-law..
Get lost from here. Donkey!
[Door closing]
"Move the bed, it is cold."
- [Door knocking]
[Door opening] Huh.
I saw a girl's face in my room.
'Hey Chandu.'
Shall I come in? - 'Hey Chandu.'
Rascal, here I have not yet seen the face of my wife..
..you are seeing others wives faces.
[Door closing]
"You got scared in the first challenge."
"You became scary in the second challenge."
"In the third challenge.."
How are you?
Wait.
[Smiling]
[Shouting]
Oh gosh! What happened?
There are only ten minutes to 11 o'clock.
So what?
The planets will change position.
There is no auspicious time for us again for one month.
Uh.
There are still 10 minutes left..
In 10 minutes I will do everything.
[Excited]
No, no. Your lucky Colour today is purple.
Go and change and come.
But love, what is the connection between nuptial night and clothes.
No, no, you go and change and come.
But love, I don't have purple colour clothes.
No, no, you go and change and come.
Understand the feelings, love.
No, I don't care.
I drank Red Bull and came and wonder what you are asking for.
Daddy!
Oh, this is mummy's dress..
No problem.
"My son has got married. I am so happy."
My beloved, Today is Ketan's nuptial night.
And I was thinking of our nuptial night.
What?
Hello, aunty.
Oh!
Beloved, you are here?
So who was that?
That is what I am asking. Who was that?
[Door clanking]
Darling! Purple!
I say, let's go to the village tomorrow.
Let our son stay alone here.
[Smiling]
[Shouting]
Wow!
Whose son is he after all?
What happened?
It is already 11 o'clock.
There is no auspicious time for us again for one month.
[Door knocking]
Brother-in-law, I swear by my books..
..I heard a scream.
Dear.. there is no auspicious time for screams for the next one month.
What? - Come, you come inside.
[Crying]
[Door clanking]
Brother-in-law, will you have a banana?
Have it. Sweet.
You guys laugh. Really.. there is no fun in life after marriage.
It's true. By the way, it was very bad what happened to you.
[Laughing]
Brothers, you both hold your head and sit.
Uh, uh.
My life is splendid.
Till date I have my eggs fried.
How do you do all this?
You are not afraid of sister-in-law? You have your eggs fried..
Listen to me. Wife is homework.
Girlfriend is class-work.
Don't mix both of them.
Everything will be perfect.
How is that?
Keep praising the wife at home.
Uh.
And do whatever you want outside.
You have come? - Yes I have come.
Don't ask how I have spent my time in office today.
Full day I was missing you.
Oh, how many times have I told you not to touch my feet?
Your place is in my heart.
You don't flatter me so much.
Today my hand was burnt while cooking the vegetable.
Oh God!
How many times have I told you to take care of yourself?.
All day I think about you.
Brother, I also feel like doing this.
Look, it's a simple thing.
If there is a girl in your life, she will fight with you.
And if there are two girls in your life, they will fight for you.
Feel the difference boys. Come on, friends.
Do something. Come outside.
What are you doing?
I am ready. - Yes.
I am ready to fell the difference. - Yes.
I am also ready.
Come on, tell some lies at home.
I have a surprise for you both.
[Laughing] - Tomorrow we will go to visit heaven.
Shall we go? - Let's go.
Do I get scared? I don't get scared!
People get scared and tell their wife..
"Get my clothes!"
I say with love.. get my clothes. - Did you say anything?
Darling I was just saying, if you want to get clothes ironed..
..give them to me today.. I am free, I will iron the clothes.
There they are. Do it.
Darling, I wanted to ask you something. - Yes go ahead.
Where is the iron? – There it is.
People get scared of their wife and iron clothes.
Oh, oh!
I do it with love.
Darling. - One minute.
Let me watch the TV program me first.
"If you want to sleep in peace, then don't get married."
"Look at me.."
"..till 11 o'clock in the night I am pointing fingers at the TV."
"But now an important thing. A un-loyal husband.."
"..with the excuse of a business tour.."
"..would deceive his wife. And he would go to enjoy."
If there was someone like me. She will shoot him.
Were you saying anything?
No, darling. I didn't say anything. I don't know how to say anything.
Whatever I had to say, he said it.
'How should I convince this tigress?'
Darling. - Yes.
Can you bring stars for me from the sky?
Yes, darling. - Okay, then clean the cobwebs first.
People get scared of their wife and clean cobwebs.
I do it with love. With love.
I am noticing since a longtime..
..you want to say something to me.
Darling, I want to say, a deal of Rs 4 crores has been finalised..
..I will have to go, if I don't go the deal could get cancelled.
The company will have a great loss.
Sunny and Ketan are going with me.
I have to pack my clothes, I have to go today..
..tell me what to do.
Okay, so what's the problem? Go ahead.
Thank you, darling.
Darling, you are in my heart.
What do my eyes know?
Oh my God, forgive me.
I take my beloved's name more than yours.
That is my mistake.
I wanted to tell you something. - What, darling?
There is something in my stomach. Guess what?
Stone? - Fool.
What did you say? - Fool.
I thought it was something else.
Listen, there is someone else in your life besides me.
How did you know?
Idiot. If I won't know then who will know?
I am pregnant.
Really? - Yes. I was vomiting today.
One minute. Last month daddy was going by bus to Shimla..
..and he vomited and he.. - Shut up. You too..
Now listen. The responsibility has increased.
I have to do a lot of work.
I am going on a business tour for 3-4 days.
You do my packing. I will freshen up and come.
Sit properly.
Darling..
Darling.. - No! There is no auspicious time for us for a week.
Actually, darling, I have some important work.
And I have to go out.
No, no. There is no auspicious time for two weeks for travelling.
You are not going anywhere.
Hey! Listen to me. Give me some solution.
If you say I will feed bread to a black dog.
I will wrap a coconut in a red cloth and throw it at the crossroad.
But I will go. - Brother-in-law!
There is no important thing than life. - You shut up!
Brother-in-law, give me respect.
After all I am also your brother-in-law.
Shall I give you respect By removing my shoe?
No, no, I say.. - What do you say?
Now how did your planets change?
How did you touch me?
I was saying, I will come with you too.
How can you go?
Why?. Do they charge a tax for sister?
Actually darling, my Kemini.. My Kamini..
My gugloo.. the journey is very long.
You will get tired.
Take your gugloo by rickshaw.
[Shouting]
Darling, when I return I will take you to Thailand.
Thailand? - Thailand?
You should not go to Thailand.
There people get their massages done.
My sister will massage?
Should I massage you?
Oh, oh.. stop. Will you really take me to Thailand? - Yes.
Then you go. And comeback soon.
Really? - Yes.
I love you, Kamini.
Okay bye.
Chandu, I don't think your brother-in-law is fine.
Sister, then should we change him? - Stupid! [Slapping]
I meant to say that you follow him.
Follow him. Okay sister, I will go right now and sit in his Jeep.
Idiot! - Yes.
I meant to say you spy on him. That too alone.
Spy? I can't do that.
Oh gosh!
Oh gosh! Here take Rs 1000/- and go.
Okay, sister.
Do one thing. Give me Rs 20/- more. - Why?
I have to grease the chain of the motorcycle.
Take this. - Okay, sister. Now see the spy within Chandu.
"See the strong.."
Sister, has the electricity gone off?
Idiot, you have worn dark glasses.
"See the strong.."
Chandu, do your work and let it be.
[Laughing]
What are you doing there? - Don't touch my hair.
Come here. - By the way, where are we going?
To the Goddess. - When we return we will buy mango slices.
Kamini loves them.
You stupid, we are going to party. - Yes.
You should tell me. I am a bit slow. Clarity.
People get scared of Their wife and go out roaming.
I am going with love. [Smiling]
And today I feel as if I am a free bird.
I feel like flying. Flying.
Park the car on the side. - Why?
He will fly and come. - [Laughing]
Look he is angry.
Ranjyot.- Get lost.
Listen to me. It's a serious thing. - What?
I want to pee.
What should I do? Do it outside.
But I also don't mess my country.
[Laughing]
You do one thing.
Do it in this.
Oh.
Hey, open your mind! Ketan's brother-in-law.
Oh gosh, where has he come from?
[Laughing]
He is related to me as a brother-in-law..
..but he does things suited for a rascal.
What should we do now?
What will we do? We will call your wife.
We are not going for any meeting. We are going to enjoy.
Don't joke. - We are not joking.
We will drop you here. You go with your brother-in-law to the temple..
..and get some walnuts for us too.
[Laughing]
And what about the walnuts that are stuck here.
Jaani, if you want to lower them then drink water.
[Laughing]
What should we do now?
No problem, we will open his mind.
We will have to do something or he will get us killed too.
Now watch what I do.
Come on speed up.
[Engine revving]
Sir, there is good news.
What happened? Has our salary been increased?
No! Your liquor bottle is found.
Stop!
Hey, I have been looking for you since five years.
These are the same guys. - Who?
I say, I hunted the whole of Chandigarh..
..but I did not find that kind of liquor.
Sir, that is a homemade brand, take it right now.
Give sir the bottle. - Give.- Give it.
Sir, take it. - Give it.
Drink it and check. - Amazing!
It's sweet. - Do you have diabetes? - No.
Is it the same liquor?
Yes, it is the same liquor, only the company has changed.
Amazing!
[Smiling]
Sir, we had a small favour with you.
Tell me two.
Sir, our motorcycle has been robbed.
The number is 1854.
I say don't worry.
The robber will drop the motorcycle to your house.
Now do one favour for me too.
Tell us, sir. Just give the order.
Send similar five bottles to my house. It will be fun.
Not five we will deliver ten bottles.
You just block the robber's mind. Please.
I say you don't worry. You all enjoy.
Sir, forget that. Look there. The robber is coming.
Stop! Stop!
Whose motorcycle is this? - Hero's.
Idiot, your face is like a villain.
You are roaming about with a motorcycle of Hero. [Slapping]
Sir, even your face looks like a constable..
..but you are wearing the uniform of an inspector.
Hey! You are teasing the police?
If you want to do, serve the police with 50/- or 100/-.
Nonsense! Poor police.
Nowadays eve the daily wages ones take 250/-to 3600/-.
You are still stuck at 50/- and 100/-.
Don't talk nonsense.
You start talking. [Slapping]
Tell him what is my position.
Do you know what a high position sir has?
[Slapping] How will he know?
You are with me. What does he know? Tell him.
Sir has such a high position that the personal dog of the DSP..
Yes.
..sir takes him out himself.
The personal dog of the DSP? With sir?
Does the dog agree to roam about with him?
Whether the dog agrees or not.. sir agrees with 250/- or 3600/-
[Laughing] - [Slapping]
Rascals, you both are chatting. You don't know how bad my anger is.
If your anger is bad then make him eat balls made of dry-fruits.
Make your anger well.
[Slapping] - Rascal, be a man!
You have become a comedian. You are telling jokes at everything.
You are also slapping at everything.
Hey, you tell us truthfully, whose motorcycle you have stolen.
Oh gosh, this motorcycle is my brother-in-law's.
[Slapping] Rascal, people give their brother-in-law ..
..a motorcycle on their sister's wedding..
..what sort of brother are you who stole his brother-in-law's motorcycle?
One minute, hold on.
I will call my brother-in-law right now.
Give it to me. - My phone.
Rascal, you have stolen your brother-in-law's motorcycle..
..and now it seems you have stolen your nephew's phone.
[Slapping] What? - Sir, this phone is of no use to you.
Why? - The battery is low.
Rascal, we charge people, this is only a phone.
One minute, sir. Now you can slap me.
[Slapping]
Sir, I told you, why is he beating me.
You beat me. - Take this.
Now beat me. [Slapping]
Now beat me. - Take this. - [Slapping]
Now beat me. - [Slapping]
Now beat me. - Take this. - [Slapping]
Now beat me.
[Slapping]
Now beat me.
Arrest him, he has made us beat him so much.
How's it?
[Cheering]
Today all old sinners have assembled here with the excuse of reunion.
[Cheering]
Now we have refresh all our old memories.
[Cheering]
And I hope that you all have not improved. - No!
Have you all improved? - No!
Great!
And now my brother Ketan wants to say something to you.
Ketan!
[Cheering] [Clapping]
Hello friends.
[Cheering]
How are you all?
Yes.
Now two lines from us.
Today I remember the college days.
Hey..
The old memories have Come in front of my eyes.
We used to do mischief and thank God.
[Cheering]
Seeing a new girl we would have fun!
[Cheering] [Clapping]
Have fun my friends!
"When we studied in college, we got to see many sights."
"There was no worry or tension.."
"..we would get up and sleep whenever we wish."
"When we studied in college, we got to see many sights."
"There was no worry or tension.."
"..we would get up and sleep whenever we wish."
"There would be less studies and more fights all the time."
"Between all that.. Between all that."
"The tea of the college canteen, would be intoxicating like liquor."
"Like liquor."
"Bholi was enticed by Jagge."
"And Meena was enticed by Mintu."
"Channi, Bitu, Deep and Teja.."
"Bunty was a rascal."
"Bholi was enticed by Jagge."
"And Meena was enticed by Mintu."
"Channi, Bitu, Deep and Teja.."
"Bunty was a rascal."
"Billi would fight with Billa little bit with love."
"Between all that.. Between all that."
"The tea of the college canteen, would be intoxicating like liquor."
"I still remember."
"My rascal friends."
"All my friends were rascals."
"But pure diamonds at heart."
"I still remember."
"My rascal friends."
"All my friends were rascals."
"But pure diamonds at heart."
"We did not come to know about Bhola."
"Whether he would study."
"Between all that.. Between all that."
"The tea of the college canteen, would be intoxicating like liquor."
My brain has stopped working.
Send me this too.
Idiot, how will I send it to you?
[Cycle bell ringing]
"The tea of the college canteen.."
See who has come to meet you.
Has Neeru Bajwa come?
Your friend in distress.
Bhola!
"We will not break this friendship."
"We will die.."
"..but will not leave your side." - You go.
"I will give my life for you."
"Will take up enmity with everyone."
Hi, boys. My name is Bhola.
And I am very soft. - Soft!
Where am I stuck?
My aunt's phone has come.
It's my aunt and it's come on his phone.
Ketan, I hope you have not forgotten me.
You remember who I am, isn't it?
Hey! How would I know who you are?
But looks like you still don’t know who you are.
"I don't have to tell who I am."
"I don't have to tell."
All are gone?
Where have they gone?
Sir, drive the cycle properly.
Why are you going into bumps?
"My friends are rascals."
It's great fun when we are bathing.
Friends. - What?
By the way, no one is to be seen.
Then lets do it in the water.
[Laughing]
Children, careful. Slowly, slowly.
Hey! - Careful. Slowly.
Children, don't come inside.
There are huge insects here.
Brother, what are you saying?
Since I was a child I a coming here. I have never seen an insect.
You are saying there are insects.
My hair has reduced.
Son Lachi, see how your father becomes a fish.
Son Lachi, don't come inside, there are real big insects in the water.
Big, big.- So big.
Listen, Lachi's father, should I also come inside?
Darling, don't dare touch the water.
Why? - The water has become dirty.
[Laughing]
You rascal.. - Hi boys.
My name is Bhola and I am very soft.
What are you doing here?
My one rupee coin had fallen. - How?
Like this.
Run!
Stop!
I will leave. - Anything else I can do for you?
No! You have served me a lot.
Bhola is after us, run!
Leave me. - Come on. - Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law!
Leave everything. Let me go with brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law!
What is this soft thing?
Only your Bhola.
Brother-in-law!
Brother-in-law! - No!
Wear local and we drink local too.
Pick up the visa of heaven.
Hey, I hope this is not of your company.
[Laughing]
A Jatt get carried away by two things. - What?
One is imported liquor. - The other?
The other is local liquor. - [Laughing]
Hey don't insult liquor.
People unnecessarily get angry on drinkers.
People get angry and liver also gets ruined.
Cheers! - Cheers!
Wait! Wait!
Now Jhaam saint will show you 'Talli asan' (Drunk pose).
Ready? - Ready.
Breathe in.
Take your hand up.
Hey! Shameless guy! The other hand.
Now take the bottle near your mouth.
What are you looking at? Have it!
Oh, oh.
Do you have some snack?
No, I have porridge.. the one sister-in-law gives you.
Do you want to eat it? - No!
Eat it! Eat it.
[Phone ringing]
Think of the witch and the witch's phone is here.
It's your sister-in-law's phone.
People just get scared and pick up the phone.
I pick it up with love. - Really?
I will talk to her and comeback in two minutes.
Let me tell her.. she keeps disturbing me 24hours..
..does not even let me enjoy.
Hello.
What were you doing?
Darling, I was taking medicines.
Why is your voice so choked?
I think the tablets have gone inside.
Sunny. - What?
When I drink liquor in the night..
..in the morning I feel like breaking all the bottles.
And then in the evening the person thinks..
..brother, good I did not break them.
[Smiling]
You area rascal. Rascal.
I love you, buddy. - I love you too, brother.
But there is no fun. No!
There is no fun.
Shall we have fun? - Yes.
Look there.
[Tyre screeching]
Is the police here? - You watch.
"My friends are rascals."
These are the same. From the college.
Are you happy? - Yes.
Okay tell me. Do you love me?
Yes. A lot.
Then you will spoil your health by eating outside food.
Come on, do ten sit-ups right now.
Sit ups?
I said, do the sit-ups.
People get scared and do.. I do with love.
One.
Two.
By the way..
..since college..
..I would like you a lot.
I too..
..would like you a lot. - Huh?
Really? - Really.
Then I would unnecessarily think about you and use my..
[Laughing]
You should have held my hand..
..we would have had coffee or something.
Oh.
Let the coffee be..
..do something..
..naughty.
[Shouting]
I am very naughty you know.
Four.
This looks like brother-in-law.
Five.
What is brother-in-law doing here?
Seven.
One minute, buddy.
Eight. - Who is it?
Nine. - What is it?
"My friends are rascals."
[Phone ringing]
Yes. - Where are you?
I am coming home.
We'll meet later. I am getting a call from home. Okay?
Today's day is lousy.
First mother called That she is not well.
And wonder what happened to my brother.
Looks like something has hurt him greatly.
Where did you find him?
When we came out of the meeting, he was lying down outside the office.
With his thumb in his mouth.
I am writing some medicines for him.
Give it to him in a timely manner.
He has been forced.
I don't understand.. should I go to see mother..
..or should I look after Chandu.
Why are you worried? I am there.
And Sunny is here too. You go to your house. - Okay.
Yes, I am with Ketan here.
[Bear groans]
[Man in fear]
Darling, I have come.
It's good that you told me. I can't see.
Looks like my darling's mood is spoilt.
My mood is fine. But your intentions don't look good to me.
What do you mean?
Tell me the truth, where had you gone?
For a meeting? - Really?
What sort of a meeting is this where girls are screaming?
I had heard the scream of a girl on the phone.
Scream? You know, nowadays girls see a mouse and they get scared.
There was a mouse in the meeting room.
Seeing that, the girl starting screaming.
You said the meeting is in a five star hotel.
So where did the mouse come from in a five star hotel?
Why can't it come there?
A mouse does not have to pay entry fees.
If I come to know that you are doing something wrong..
..I swear by the AK-47..
..along with the gun, your photo will also be hanging there. Got it?
Oh God no! This time forgive me.
[Engine revving]
Give Chandu medicines timely and take care of yourself too.
Any other order?
Yes, Sunny. - Where are you?
Am just going to leave my wife at the airport.
Good. Listen, next to the airport, in the Hotel Marigold..
..I have booked a room in your name.- Okay.
Neelam is waiting for you there.
[Smiling]
Neelam? - Which girl are you talking about?
Girl? I am talking to Sunny.
Neelam.. - Neelam? Neelam?
[Laughing]
Neelam.. we are talking about the stone.
[Laughing]
Actually your mom is not well..
..so I have ordered the 'Neelam' stone for her..
..so that she gets sick again quickly..
I mean to say that she gets better quickly.
[Smiling]
So sweet of you, baby.
You take so much care. - Isn't it?
I love you.
You unnecessarily doubt me.
Hmm.
Look there.
[Engine revving]
"My mother will not find another son, you have many friends."
104.
Ms. Neelam. Ms. Neelam.
Hi, Ketan.
Oh my God! Oh!
Hmm.
You have become flat so soon.
What would you like to drink?
Cold or hot?
First get me a bottle of water.
I have to take a tablet for blood pressure.
How does it feel?
Tell me, how does it feel?
One minute will you stand on the side, please?
I feel as if my leg has gone numb.
Don't talk about sleeping so soon, please.
And this shirt does not suit you at all.
I will wear another one and come.
Actually no shirt suits you.
No problem. I have a T-shirt too. I will wear that.
[Phone ringing]
Hello. Kamini? You reached so soon?
No, no. Due to some problem the flight has been delayed.
So temporarily the airport authorities have booked a hotel.
Hotel? Which hotel?
I don't remember the name..
..but it’s near the hotel. - Oh gosh! Near the hotel?
Where are you?
I.. I am a tan office meeting.
What are you doing here?
I.. I.. surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
I had already got a call from the airport that you are coming here.
I had come to surprise you.
What were you doing in that room?
They look like brother and sister, I came here by mistake.
Let's go inside. Pick up the bag, come on.
Come on, darling. Come inside. Come.
"We are both locked in a room and the key is lost."
"In the maze of your eyes, Ketan is lost."
Darling, you freshen up, I will order coffee and come. Okay?
[Footfalls]
Come on.. - You have come, love?
Here I am messed up and you are concerned about love. Come on.
Leave from here. - What happened?
There has been a raid. - Police?
I have a setting with them.
My wife is in this hotel too.
Really? Whom has she come with? - Hey.
You will not understand. You come, you leave from here.
But what will happen to these strawberries?
Those are not strawberries, they are cherries.
Take them home. Make a shake from them and drink it.
Come on. - One minute. - Strawberries..
Let me have the milk first.
Give me some too.
It's bad. Come on, come on.
He could have ordered the coffee on the phone.
What has he gone down for?
Hello. - Hello.
In whose name is room 105 booked?
Mr. Ketan. - What?
Oh gosh!
Sunny..
Pick up the phone.
Hello.
Hello, Sunny. - What happened?
Your sister-in-law has seen me with Neelam.
How did this happen?
As soon as I looked up Kamini was standing on top.
One minute. You were embracing Neelam?
Yes, yes.
Sister-in-law was standing in front of you?
Yes, yes.
So Neelam's back was towards sister-in-law?
Yes, yes.
That means sister-in-law did not see Neelam's face?
Yes, yes. Yes, yes. Yes, yes.
Then you are saved!
Listen to me. You handle the situation, I am reaching there.
Don't tell sister-in-law who the girl was. Okay?
Yes, okay. Come.
[Crying]
Who was she?
Who? - As if you don't know whom I am talking about?
About whom?
How is she related to you? - Who?
Your mother.
Darling, my mother is your mother-in-law.
I am asking about that girl. - Which girl?
[Sobbing]
The one whom you were embracing.
If I was to embrace anyone how would you feel?
Tell me. Tell me now.
Darling.. darling..
Only he can tell this with whom you embrace.
Oh God, why didn't I die before seeing this?
[Crying]
What is it?
Darling, one does not ask for death..
..one asks for children. We need children.
Even the children will be like you.
Darling! Darling!
Darling, take me with you.
Why didn't I die before seeing this?
Darling, may your enemies die!
You are my biggest enemy.
Okay, death is cancelled. May your close ones die.
[Girl shouting]
One minute. One minute.
[Girl shouting] - What happened?
You should at least hold my hand carefully.
Darling, I will not hold anything after this.
Sorry, sorry. - Get lost.
Sunny! Sunny! Sunny!
Tell her. Tell her.
Sister-in-law, what is the matter? You look so angry.
Ask him, with whom has he booked a room?
Tell her. Tell her what I was doing.
Don't you feel ashamed doing such things?
Sunny? - Keep quiet! I feel ashamed to call you my friend today!
You.. - Yes, why did you betray my sister?
Ask him why he booked the room.
Why did you book the room, Ketan?
Hold on. Hold on.
Sister-in-law, was that room no.105?
Yes, it was 105.
Look at this. I had booked that room for my delegates in Ketan's name.
But who was that girl whom he was hugging?
Girl? Come here, sister-in-law.
Was it that girl?
Yes, she's the one.
Sister-in-law, She is unfortunate anyway.
Her brother died last week. She's gone crazy since then.
She thinks that every boy is her brother and hugs him.
She hugged me too.
Really? - Yes, yes. Let's go.
Listen.
You always accuse me.
You maligned the pious relationship between a brother and sister.
I feel disgusted.
You always doubt me. What the.. - Never mind.
Sister-in-law made a mistake. Forgive her.
How many times should I forgive her? How many times?
I'm so silly. I doubted you.
Doubt, doubt, what the.. - Sister-in-law.
Doubt, you idiot!
[Sobbing]
I'm sorry.
[Sobbing]
[Footfalls]
What are you doing? – Bungee jumping.
Bungee jumping! Do it. Do it.
What are you doing? Get down! - He's bungee-jumping.
Keep quiet. Get down! - No, I will get down only after doing something.
If you really want to do something, then clean the fan.
There's a lot of dust on it.
Idiots! Firstly, she left me. Moreover, rascal friends like you.
I will hang my self now.
You want to hang yourself? You told me that you were bungee-jumping?
Keep quiet. You get down.
Watch out! Don't break my leg!
By the way, what happened?
What else? Taking my friends' advice, I spoke ill before my wife.
She left me. [Crying]
That's great! Let's drink And celebrate! - Keep quiet!
The reason was alcohol.
Will you tell me Clearly what happened?
I was drinking with two friends and my wife called.
She said, either leave alcohol or leave me.
I listened to my friends and said, I leave you. - Oh, no.
She's gone since then. She hasn't returned yet.
I have been drinking in her memory.
[Crying]
You still haven't changed. Did you call sister-in-law even once?
Look, don't destroy your family listening to your friends.
Where's your phone?
Take this. Call sister-in-law right now.
[Keypad tone]
Darling, I can't live without you. - Go and talk.
Darling, I can't live without you.
You're right.
We should follow this too.
You shouldn't destroy your family Listening to people. - You're right.
Look, let bygones baby gone. We won't do anything wrong henceforth. - No.
We won't let Sunny do it either.
Shall we go to Sunny? - Let's go.
He would have gotten me divorced. -Let's clear everything with him today.
Yes, let's talk to him today.
Come, my tigers. What's the matter?
You're happy turning tigers into dogs.
We won't do anything wrong taking your advice henceforth.
What wrong did you do?
A person doesn't stop driving if he meets with an accident once.
Sunny, one accident is enough for a person to understand.
Ketan, you should thank me. I saved you from a big trouble.
But you were the one who got me into it.
Forget it, Ketan. What are you talking about?
Think about Neelam. Enjoy.
I don't want to think about anyone.
And you think about sister-in-law Simran too.
You have such a beautiful Wife and you still do all this.
Think about it. What if sister-in-law does all this behind your back?
Mind your language, Ketan.
You're the one who should mind yourself.
We won't do anything wrong and will bring you on the right path too.
This is our challenge.
If this is a challenge, then do what you can.
Friends, tell me something.
What's the similarity between the sole of a shoe and Ketan sir?
What?
The sole is under the shoe and Ketan sir is under his wife.
[Laughing]
Okay. Now tell me. Why does Ranjyot sir make his wife heat water every day?
Why?
Because he can't wash the dishes in cold water.
[Laughing]
Sit straight. Ketan and Ranjyot sir are here.
Attention. Attention. The entertainment is about to begin.
[Laughing]
Listen to me. - Keep quiet.
Invest as much money as you want.
What's wrong today?
Pooja!
Mr. Chandu, are you all right?
Yes. I'm absolutely fine now.
Pooja, tell me something. - Yes?
What's the difference between a mother and a wife?
What's the difference, Mr. Chandu? - It's very simple.
A mother teaches the child to talk, while a wife teaches him to shut up.
You're too much.
I really like it when you say this.
Mr. Chandu. - Yes?
Tell me something. - Yes?
What's the similarity between a father and a wife? - It's very simple.
Before marriage, the father beats us and after marriage, the wife.
Do it. - Do it.
Call. Call.
Should I call?
Hmm.
[Phone ringing]
Pooja, where is Sunny?
He's gone for lunch.
Sunny has gone for lunch.
All right. Send Chandu to my cabin. - Okay.
Come, my hero. - Hero?
I?
Come, my little brother. Will you have popcorn?
Oh, God! Oh, God! May my brother-in-law be doomed!
Go and expose him.
Why? What happened?
Listen to me. If I'm his brother, then how is my cousin sister, his wife...
..related to him? - His sister.
Isn't that hurtful?
Don't worry. Listen to me. - Yes.
We have a very nice job for you.
What is it that you're doing from behind? Come in front and tell me.
Why do you worry?
All you have to do is get us all the information about Sunny.
That's it. Simple.
Where he goes, what he does and who he meets.
You mean spy on him? - Yes.
I've understood. - What?
Both of you need treatment.
Since the accident happened, I'm petrified to even watch a spy show.
Spying.
'Hey Chandu.'
Your brother-in-law is really concerned about you. - Why?
Ask your brother-in-law. - Why?
[Kissing]
I'm thinking of getting you married.
Pooja..
[Laughing]
Find a girl like a girl. - Brother-in-law.
Why like Pooja? Pooja is fine too.
Idiot. Think about it.
Cool breeze is gusting.- Yes, brother-in-law. I'm feeling cold.
Concentrate. Think. Cool breeze.
Brother-in-law, why does the breeze stink? - Idiot! It's stinking.
Go that way. Go.
Look. Pooja is at the backseat.
[Humming]
She slowly brings her hand full of bangles in front.
[Men shouting]
Brother-in-law, make her put her hands on my shoulders. - Why?
I have a boil here. - Idiot!
Let's go again. Come on.
Pooja is at the back seat.
Pooja slowly brings her hand on your shoulders.
And you keep braking like a pervert.
Pooja will keep hugging you from behind. Brake.
Please ride slowly.
[Engine revving]
All this could come true.
Just keep an eye on Sunny.
Remember one thing. - Yes.
Your sister shouldn't find out.
Don't worry, brother-in-law. After all, I have to get married too.
Look, my name is PK Dalerand you know that I don't spare criminals.
But it's strange that we haven't caught anyone since morning, Minder.
Sir, forget about that.
For the last 6-7 months, my brother is unable to entice a girl.
Now do you want me to wear a dress and date him?
Sir, don't get angry.
I meant that if you're hungry, take out 10 rupee notes.
Look at this.
The police can only abuse people and you want me to takeout money?
Sir, I mean to say that pool in Rs.10.
Look at this. I haven't even pooled into a committee till today.
I've only accused people falsely of drugs and alcohol supply.
[Laughing]
Sir, get ready. A prey is here.
"Girl, your color is brown."
"You manage to entice all the boys."
Stop this singer. - Stop. Stop. Stop.
Stop. Get down. Tell us where you've come from.
Where else? From my house, brother.
If you've come from home, you think we've come from an orphanage?
Don't we have a house?
You are dark and you're singing songs on the color brown.
Don't argue with me. Just tell me who you are.
"You didn't recognize me."
"Don't you read the newspaper?"
No, I don't get newspaper. Only the alphabets arrive.
Brother, it's a rickshaw.
Brother. - Yes?
Tell me why you stopped me.
You? - Yes.
We thought that Mithun Chakraborthy was coming.
So, we wanted a picture with him.
[Laughing]
I'll slap you.
We stopped you to give you a ticket.
Ticket? - Yes.
Why, brother?
You're not wearing a helmet.
Brother, you're talking about helmet? I haven't even worn that underneath.
[Laughing]
Listen. - Yes?
What does that have to do with the rickshaw?
The same thing that the rickshaw has got to do with a helmet.
Go. Go. Go. - "Girl.."
"Congratulations. Congratulations to you."
Listen, Minder. - Yes.
What was he talking about underneath?
Underneath, brother.. Underneath..
He wasn't wearing shoes.
I checked. He wasn't wearing shoes.
[Laughing]
"Congratulations. Congratulations to you."
Minder, isn't he that thief?.
Yes, sir. Should we follow him?
Let's go. - Let's go.
[Engine revving]
He's dead! He's dead!
Minder. - Yes?
The women are crying behind.
It looks like they are singing songs.
[Laughing]
Sir, the way they are crying behind..
..it looks like they are a big fan of a singer.
That's why they are crying in tune.
[Laughing]
"He came in my dream last night."
"He doesn't like being alone."
Never mind.
The way you're crying, it looks like you don't have a long life either.
Go to heaven and spend time with him over there.
Then he'll like it too.
[Laughing]
Pooja.
[Crying]
Minder. - Yes?
Get her some medicine. - Why?
The way she's crying, it seems she has knee pain.
[Laughing]
Sir, get down! - Get down!
Come! Come!
[Engine revving]
Oh.
That's Sunny.
My job is done. Let me call brother-in-law.
Hello. - Hello, brother-in-law. - Yes?
I'm at the disco. – What should I do?
Brother-in-law, Sunny is here. - Where?
He has girls in her arms.
Have you lost your mind? What are you talking about?
Talking? The girls are unable to talk.
No, no. Tell me what to do.
What will you do? I'll do the rest. Just keep an eye on Sunny. Okay?
Okay, brother-in-law. I'll keep a watch.
How are you? - I'm fine.
Come, let me get you something.
No. I have a fast today.- Come on.
I'm going for my prayers. - Come on. - I have to go.
Come, sister-in-law.
No, you're lying. Sunny is like God for me.
We've brought you here to show you what your God is up..
..to behind your back.
But there's no one else in his life besides me.
Except for 20-25 girls, sister-in-law.
Sunny is only mine.
Sister-in-law, every girl says that. See it yourself.
What's this?
Sister-in-law..
How did he change?
You should feel ashamed.
He considers you more than a brother.
But he doesn't know that his friends are rascals.
Yes. No. At least listen to us.
There's nothing else left to hear now.
I'll clear your doubt right away by calling Sunny.
Yes, call him.
[Phone ringing]
Hello. - Yes, darling.
I just called to ask What to cook for dinner.
Cook whatever you like. Everything that you cook tastes good.
All right. Okay.
Ranjyot, go and drop sister-in-law home.
Sister-in-law, I'll drop you home. Come.
Excuse me.
What's the matter? - What is it?
He gets me humiliated everywhere.
Huh.
Brother-in-law. - Chandu.
He's made your Chandu miserable.
This is like getting rid Of some one once the work is done.
Without any gains.
[Door closing]
[Phone ringing]
Hello. - How are you?
I'm fine.
How long is it going to take? When am I going to be an aunt?
Just one more month.
You're so lucky to have got a husband like Sunny.
Touch wood. He loves me a lot.
I'm going to be an aunt because he loves you.
Okay, tell me. Where is Sunny?.
He has gone to shop because he has to go to Singapore tomorrow.
Okay, never mind. You take care.
I'll come and meet you some day. Okay? - Okay. Bye.
I wonder who has cast an evil eye upon my brother.
[Sneeze]
Not evil eye, sister. Evil kicks. - What?
He means to say he wants to have chicken legs. Right?
So that he gets well soon.
He has never even eaten an egg.
I never got kicked before either, sister.
What?
[Phone ringing]
Yes? Ketan, Ranjeeta spoke to Simran.
Simran told her that Sunny is going to Singapore on a business tour.
But I found out from office that he's not going to Singapore..
..but to Bangkok.
That too to have fun. – I see.
I've convinced your sister-in-law. You also convince sister-in-law Kamini.
Why do we need to take them along?
Will they let us go alone?
That's true. All right. I'll think of something.
I'll see you.
Huh. [Smiling]
Darling. - Yes?
Do you remember? I had promised you that I would take you to Thailand.
Yes.
Then pack your bags. We're going. - Really?
Sorry. Sorry. Shall we take Chandu along? - Chandu?
It's necessary for me to go. I need a massage the most.
Yes, Chandu will go with us. Chandu is my brother-in-law.
But I was wondering who will look after the office in my absence.
Actually, Pooja will be left alone. - Pooja!
You're right.
I was thinking that it's your age to go on outings.
You two go out. I'll stay in the office and handle the work.
Pooja.
You're right. - Pooja. Pooja.
[Engine revving]
"My friends are rascals. My friends are rascals."
"My friends are rascals."
"Where are you now?"
"This is the time of our lives and I won't let you down."
"So be with me again, all the time."
"Where are you now?"
"I want to make you so happy and make you.."
The water in the pool is mesmerized seeing your youth.
Very nice.
You're a good talker.
Madam, I'm good at a lot more things other than talking.
For now, let's go and have lunch. We'll talk about the rest later.
Okay.
Oh.
[Finger clanking]
I must say, the girls here are really poor. - How?
They massage themselves.
They should just pay someone Rs.10 and get it down properly.
Who'll massage for Rs.10?
At least let them offer me. I'll do it for free.
Sit quietly. That man will be here any minute.
How will we know who he is?
Huh.
How will we know?
We've set a password.
If we say 'my friends are..', he'll say 'rascals'. Come on.
My friends are.. - Rascals.
Is the girl ready?
Yes. - Is she beautiful?
Have you brought the money? - Yes.
I'll see you in the evening. - Okay.
"My friends are rascals."
Now he'll come to his senses.
But I didn't understand something.
Who brought him at this stage?
I wonder where he is. Let him come. I'll teach him a lesson.
[Singing]
My darling, The weather is so romantic today.
Your handsome husband is here too.
What do you feel like doing?
What do I feel like doing?
Shall we jog at this hour?
[Smiling]
Hi.
Oh, oh.
The open skies and the sea waves.
Kamini darling, how do you feel?
I feel.. I feel..
[Sneeze]
As if I've caught a cold.
I read today morning that this day is not good for the health.
"I don't want to live without you."
"I don't want to live, beloved."
"I don't want to spend even A moment without you, beloved."
"I don't want to live without you."
"I don't want to live, beloved."
"The weather seems naughty."
"How do I take my eyes off your beautiful face?"
"The atmosphere is fragrant."
"The universe seems like heaven."
"I don't want to live without you."
"I don't want to live, beloved."
"Your name is on my lips."
"You're my dawn. You're my dusk."
"You're in my soul."
"I breathe because of you."
"I don't want to live without you."
"I don't want to live, beloved."
[Gun shot sound]
[Laughing]
No worries. There's nothing to be scared of.
Sister and brother-in-law are going to be back. What do I do?
Yes. Pooja. Pooja, where are you?
Come. Come. Come. You've come. You've come. You've come.
Mr. Chandu. - Yes?
I've done my work sexfully.
It's not 'sexfully'. It's 'successfully'.
Okay. Okay. - Have you ever watched an English movie?
Yes. I've watched many.
[Excited]
Modern family. Which ones?
'Anaconda'. 'Dracula'. - 'Dracula'!
'Evil Dead'. - 'Evil Dead'!
'Godzilla'. - 'Godzilla'!
I'm unable to get married and you're saying such things.
Go and get water.
'Godzilla'. 'Evil Dead'. 'Anaconda'.
Oh, God! What do I do?
"You've driven me crazy."
I'm lucky.
Hmm.
Pooja, let the water be. This Thirst won't be quenched with water.
Come. Come.
Come.
Uh, uh.
Here's water. - Let the water be.
You work so much. You get tired. You get stressed.
Do you know how to get rid of the stress?
How? – By watching TV.
Watch this.
"Brother, fulfill the relationship with your sister." - Quiet.
"The sister has tied love on her brother's wrist.."
Is it 'Bhai Duj' today?
"My sister, your brother will always.."
Mr. Chandu. - Yes?
You turned the TV off. Don't you know any song on sisters? – I do.
Which one? - "Wait, you scoundrel. Wait, you scoundrel."
"The girl is fed up of you."
Mr. Chandu, let's watch TV.
What's the matter? Hasn't your father paid the cable bill?
Go home and watch. She wants to watch TV.
Get out. She wants to watch TV.
My luck is bad.
You're back. What's the use of watching you now?
[Engine revving]
Come, brother. Welcome. - Hello.
Hello, sister-in-law. How are you? - I'm great.
Sister-in-law, we've brought something to show you.
You have a seat. I'll call Sunny.. - No, sister-in-law. This is for you.
I'll play it.
[Laughing]
Muscles
"My friends are rascals."
Oh, oh.
"My friends are rascals."
What's this?
Simran, won't you get something to drink for them?
Yes, I'll get juice.
No matter how hard you try, you can never beat me.
You've played your game. Now it's my turn.
You're still standing here? Brother, your video was really good.
We'll leave, sister-in-law. - At least have juice.
It's time to drink something else now.
Never mind. We'll drink it.
Ranjyot, this Sunny is a rascal. - Rascal. I'm telling you.
Right.
But anyhow, why do we care? Because we're drunkards.
Ranjyot, tell me something. Why does the world drink?
To have fun and drive their sorrows away.
Go away. Sorrows.
The world drinks to get intoxicated. Stupid.
That Sunny is stupid.
Do one thing. Give me another drink and I'll drop you home.
Tell me something else. When does the world start drinking? - Okay.
Look, in cities, they start at 7pm and in villages, at 4pm.
No. No. - Then?
When a person finds a lover.
People are crazy.
I think you should make your lover drink..
..from the very first day along with you.
She will never leave you.
All your life, she'll say, darling, I've brought snacks.
Let's sit and have a few drinks. Right?
[Laughing]
Do one thing. Give me another drink and I'll drop you home.
I don't understand something. - What?
Why don't people do this?
[Laughing]
Tell me something.- Yes?
What's the similarity between alcohol and wife?
Alcohol and wife..
Alcohol and wife make you lose your senses!
Am I right? - Yes.
You'll make me cry. Look at him.
He's a rascal. - He's a rascal. I don't like him.
Me neither.
Give me another drink and I'll drop you home.
Okay. We've had enough. - Yes.
I don't understand something. - What?
Why do we get intoxicated? - I know.
It's all God's grace. Hail the Lord.
And look at him. What's his name? Sunny. - He's a rascal.
Do one thing. Give me a drink on the rocks and I'll drop you home.
Do you know? Drinking on the rocks has a huge benefit. - What?
You forget everything.
[Laughing]
You're such a good friend. Look at that friend.
Brother, let me tell you something.
Don't let me drink anymore. I'm really high. Please drop me home, Ranjyot.
You want me to drop you home?
I'm high too.
Give me the car keys. I'll drive. - No!
You're my brother. I'll not let you drink and drive.
I'm your elder brother. Give me the key. - Okay.
The key. - Oh, no. - The key.
Oh!
My elder brother, shall I tell you something?
I left the key inside.
You rascal. How will we go home? -I don't know.
Let's take a lift. - Lift!
Give us a lift! - Lift!
Give us a lift! - Lift! Lift!
Lift!
Stop! Stop! Stop! - Stop!
Let's go!
[Camera clicking]
Kamini.
Kamini, I love you.
[Camera clicking]
Kamini, you're wonderful.
[Camera clicking]
[Clapping] [Laughing]
[Phone ringing]
[Keypad tone]
[Phone ringing]
[Keypad tone]
[Phone ringing]
[Keypad tone]
[Camera flash]
Ranjeeta, get tea for me. - Go away.
You have beard?
Kamini, you have a moustache?
[Men shouting]
You?
What did you do to me?
What would I do to you?
Did you do something to me? - No.
I'm wearing no clothes.
I'm saved. I have two clothes.
[Laughing]
Give me the bed sheet. Give me the bed sheet.- Give me..
My head.
I drank too much last night.
[Heaving]
My head. Oh, God!
Darling, are you angry that I didn't come home last night?
I didn't come home because.. - Don't say anything.
I know everything. - Ranjyot!
What are you doing here? Darling..
Don't you feel ashamed? -I do.
I may not feel anything else, But I do feel ashamed.
I didn't sleep all night.
Huh.
What were you doing?
Forget about me. What were you doing?
What can I do?
That's right. You can't do anything anyway.
Don't say that. He's capable of doing a lot of things. - What do you mean?
I mean a person can do a lot of things if he wants to.
People have gone to the moon.
Dirty mind. They haven't gone. They reached.
And when I'm saying that I can't do anything, who are you to say anything?
Keep quiet. Don't say anything to the girl.
Tell me where you were at night.
I.. – At the hotel.
What do you mean? How do you know?
Masters are bound to stay at hotels.
They won't like it at a lodge. Right? - Yes. Okay.
You must be tired. Get some rest.
Why would she be tired?
She did all the household chores. Won't she be tired?
Why did she do all The household chores?
She's the new maid. Who else will do it besides her?
Oh!
Thank God that you've found a maid.
You won't have to do The household chores anymore.
Don't change the topic. Tell me where you were last night.
Or should I get the gun?
Get the gun and shoot me. You just argue all the time.
You get the gun. In the meanwhile, I'll take a shower.
I don't want to die while I'm dirty.
What's wrong with him? Looks like he's not in a good mood.
[Footfalls]
Brother-in-law. Stop right here. Don't take a step forward.
Why? Are there mines here?
It's sister who's going to wage a war today.
Where were you last night?
Oh!
I want to know where you were last night. Tell me.
I.. had something important to do.
What work was so important that you had to do it at night?
Were you stealing?
Shut your mouth. - I won't. Tell me where you were last night.
Were you playing the drums at night prayers?
Don't irritate me early in the morning.
My job is done..
'Hey Chandu.'
Go. - I'll go to office. Hi, sister. Hello.
Hello. - He's irritating.
[Men shouting]
What are you doing here, witch? - Witch?
Kamini, what is she doing here?
How do you know her?
I? No. I want to know who she is and what she's doing here.
[Crying]
What happened?
She told me everything.
She told you? Kamini, don't cry.
Why shouldn't I cry? Something so sad has happened with the poor girl.
Not her. It's sad what happened with me.
May he be doomed! May he find no place to die!
May he die a ruthless death!
What are you doing?
I can't find the account for Rs.10. I'm looking for that.
By the way, what happened?
He called the poor, simple and innocent girl..
..to the city from her village..
..and then had bad intentions about her.
That's not true. - It's true, sir.
That boy was from my village.
Oh! [Laughing]
He was from your village? Then it's fine.
What's fine? Listen, she'll stay with us now.
What does she ask for? Just a flatbread to satisfy her hunger.
[Smiling]
Her hunger can't be satisfied with flatbreads.
[Laughing]
What? – I mean whose hunger can be satisfied with one flatbread.
She'll have at least four flatbreads..
..along with pickle and sugarcane. Right?
Eat to your heart's content.
Don't worry. Go. Okay?
Tell me something. Where were you last night?
Why? Didn't your spies tell you where your husband was?
Go and ask them what your husband was doing last night.
Don't irritate me. I have a headache.
What's wrong with him?
"Go away, madam."
"Go, madam."
"Go to your mother's house at least sometimes, madam."
"I'll heave a sigh of relief, madam."
"You doubt me all the time."
"You keep fighting with Me because of your doubts."
"You're suspecting me all the time like a policewoman."
"Have mercy on meat least sometimes, madam."
"Go to your mother's house at least sometimes, madam."
"Go, madam."
"Go to your mother's house at least sometimes, madam."
"I'll heave a sigh of relief, madam."
"Madam."
"I'll never go to my mother's house, beloved."
"I'll never let you enjoy, beloved."
"I'll never go to my mother's house, beloved."
"I'll never let you enjoy, beloved."
"You never understand."
"How should I educate an educated person?"
"You might do something behind my back."
"You'll be free to do anything, beloved."
"I'll never go to my mother's house, beloved."
"I'll never let you enjoy, beloved."
"I'm always tortured."
"I've been feeding milk to a snake."
"I need to earn so much to fulfill your desires."
"You're still not happy, madam."
"Go to your mother's house at least sometimes, madam."
"Go, madam."
"Go to your mother's house at least sometimes, madam."
"I'll heave a sigh of relief, madam."
‘‘I’ve served you too. I've worked hard."
"I've woken up at midnight to make fresh flatbreads for you."
"I've dedicated my life to you."
"I'll never go to my mother’s house, beloved."
"I'll never let you enjoy, beloved."
"I want to go on leave too."
"I want to laugh and sing."
"I want to eat and drink with my friends late at night."
"Let the atmosphere change for a while, madam."
"Go, madam."
"Go to your mother's house at least sometimes, madam."
"Go, madam."
"I'll heave a sigh of relief, madam."
"Go to your mother's house at least sometimes, madam."
"Listen to your wife."
"You'll have to stay with me all your life now."
"Since you've married, you'll have to fulfill it."
"Don't have any doubts in your mind, beloved."
"I'll never go to my mother’s house, beloved."
"Go, madam."
"I'll never let you enjoy, beloved."
"Go, madam."
Darling, I'm going to office.
Sunny, I feel really uneasy. Please don’t go anywhere.
It's important to go, Simran.
But Sunny.. - If you need anything, just give me a call and I'll be here.
Hmm.
[Kissing]
Take care.
Should we get him kidnapped from home?
The kidnapper's number got deleted.
He's here.
[Snuffing]
It's so hot and you're giving me these cold looks.
You might fall sick.
Yes, you're really concerned about us.
What can I do? I'm your friend, after all.
If someone has a friend like you.. - Then he doesn’t need an enemy.
This is what you were going to say, right?.
You were a rascal already..
But you didn't know that I would go to such an extent.
He won't get a place even in hell.
I don't want to go to heaven and attend prayer meetings anyway.
We didn't know that we were.. - Feeding milk to a snake.
This is what you were going to say, right?
No. No, this is not what I was going to say. Why would I say that?
What was I saying? - Juice. Juice.
Yes, I'll feed you juice. Do what you can.
All right. You can feed juice to the snake.
I'm going to my beauties.
Hey! First get rid of those beauties that you've sent to our homes.
Or else it won't be good.
I will get rid of them.
But do you remember your challenge?
Just wait and watch what happens ahead.
Just wait and watch.
Hello. Brother Ketan, where are you?
Please come home soon.
Sunny.
Hello.
Hello, Ketan. - Yes, Kamini.
Hello.
What happened, Ranjeeta?
Nothing is left to happen now, Ranjyot.
Come to the hospital. We'll get you examined.
I'm leaving the house. - What?
I'm leaving the house.
That's what I'm asking you. What are you leaving in the house?
I said I'm leaving the house.
I see. You're leaving the house.
Don't forget to give milk to Tommy before you leave.
I've started hating your face.
Never mind. I'll get aplastic surgery done and get a new face.
At least tell me what happened.
I'll never forgive you, Ketan.
[Crying]
Kamini, you're crying?
[Crying]
Why are you crying?
Looks like Sunny has done something again.
I think we'll have to go home. - I'll see you later.
They've turned the brother-in-law into a luggage carrier.
[Irritating]
You..
Brother-in-law, you can't touch me. - Really?.
[Kicking] Take this.
I didn't expect this of you.
Not boys, girls expect.
Huh.
Listen to me. - Yes?
Where are you going like a commando?
We're leaving, brother-in-law.
Now this house belongs only to you, brother-in-law.
Long live revolution! Long live revolution!
What happened, Kamini? - Here are your misdeeds!
I'm going to my mother's house.
[Crying]
Kamini, wait. This is not me.
I mean, it's me. But I don't know when this happened.
Kamini, stop! Are you really going?
Yes, yes! I'm going for real!
Keep your right foot out first.
[Crying]
[Sobbing]
Darling, where are you going? What happened?
I'll send the divorce papers to you once I reach father's house.
Darling, why are you talking about divorce? What happened?
And if you want to divorce me, then why are you going all decked up?
Why do you care? I'll do what I want.
Darling, listen to me.
You don't like the oats made by me, do you?
I love them, darling. I love them.
That's why that witch was feeding strawberries to you.
Listen to me. - Leave me.
Go and see the photos of your misdeeds.
Darling, I don't know anything about any photos.
I don't understand what's happening with me.
I hate you. - Darling, I love you. At least talk to me.
Get lost!
Oh, God!
[Crying]
Doctor, my wife?
Sunny? - Yes.
Uh.
Your wife was taking your name in an unconscious state.
You have a son.
Thank you. My wife.. - But there is bad news.
There are some complications.
Your wife's condition is quite critical.
If she doesn't regain consciousness in the next 24hours..
..then it's difficult.
Sir, please. Save my wife, doctor.
I will try my best. I will try my best.
Have courage.
"The day we met, I smiled."
"I don't see my beloved anymore. Now all I do is cry."
"Thee yes cry for your love."
"The day we met, I smiled."
"I don't see my beloved anymore. Now all I do is cry."
"Thee yes cry for your love."
"We only met first."
"I didn't realize when I fell in love."
"We only met first."
"I didn't realize when I fell in love."
"I crying pain now."
"Thee yes cry for your love."
"I'm hoping that my beloved will be back."
"I'm hoping that I'll get to see my beloved again."
"I'm hoping that my beloved will be back."
"I'm hoping that I'll get to see my beloved again."
"All I do now is waiting."
"Thee yes cry for your love."
"My fate is upset with me too."
"I wonder what game my Destiny is playing with me."
"My fate is upset with me too."
"I wonder what game my destiny is playing with me."
"My fate has given up now."
"Thee yes cry for your love."
"The day we met, I smiled."
"I don't see my beloved anymore. Now all I do is cry."
"Thee yes cry for your love."
[Footfalls]
There he is.
Your wife has regained consciousness. You can meet her.
Okay. Thank you.
What did the nurse say? Sunny..
Lie down. No.
He's sleeping.
He looks just like you.
Yes. Now I pray that he turns out to be just like you.
No, Simran.
I'm the first father in the world who wouldn't want his son to be like him.
What are you saying?
You love me so much.
I couldn't understand your love.
[Sobbing]
Keep quiet. What will our son think?
That his brave father cries more than a woman.
I love you, Simran. Please forgive me.
[Heaving]
Brother Ketan and Ranjyot didn't come with you?
If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have been with you today.
What do you mean?
After calling you, I called brother Ketan.
Today I'm with you because of them.
Simran, I'll be right back.
Oh, oh!
'If my friends' lives are ruined because of me..'
'..then it's my responsibility to set things right.'
Oh, oh!
"I drink in your memory."
"I drink all day." - Ranjyot.
Darling, now I see you all around.
Please come back home. I don't like being along. - Ranjyot!
[Crying]
This is how my Ranjeeta calls me.
Ranjeeta. Sorry, darling. I'll do sit-ups every day.
I'll eat your oats every day. I'll never complain. Please forgive me.
Keep quiet. Sunny has told me everything.
Darling, what did he tell you now?
Those pictures were a fake.
They were photo-shopped. Your photo was put in place of Salman's.
That was me. How did he turn real into fake?
Listen. Forgive me. - Forgive you?
It wasn't my fault either. The pictures were edited really well.
Darling, that scoundrel has done a course in editing.
I missed you a lot. - Me?
No. The house.
[Crying]
Darling, you're drinking?
No, darling. Actually, I couldn't drink the water neat.
So I added some whiskey in it.
Wait. I'll make something for you to eat.
[Sobbing]
Darling. What will you cook?
Oats?
[Laughing]
I love you, darling.
Brother-in-law.
Looks like I'm too high. - Brother-in-law.
Chandu. - Brother-in-law.
Chandu, this is the first time that I'm happy to see you.
Brother-in-law, do you know how much I missed you?
Brother-in-law. - I missed you a lot too.
But where is Kamini?
Brother-in-law, you know, I missed you so much that I even cried once.
Okay, son. Where is Kamini?
She's my sister, But she's elder to me. - Yes.
I'm younger. Forget her. Do you know how much I missed you?
[Slapping]
Brother-in-law.
You're drinking on Friday.
Your planetary positions are not good anyway.
Should I wear a green shirt over a pink pant if you say?
Kamini..
Kamini, I.. I am the most disgusting man in the world. - Keep quiet.
May God give everyone a husband like i have.
Think about it, sister. Why do you want to ruin everyone's lives?
[Slapping] Keep quiet. - Chandu. - Brother-in-law.
Kamini, are you angry with me?
Those photos.. - No, no. Sunny told me everything.
Those pictures we reedited. Please forgive me.
I'm very sorry.
'Sunny has such a sharp mind.'
Sir, you had asked for the files. - Files?
Brother-in-law, I've downloaded this file.
What do you mean?
Brother-in-law, I mean you've got your share.
Think about me too. I feel like having a wife too.
I see.
But Chandu, why do you want to get married?
Brother-in-law, I'm fed up of being a brother-in-law.
I want to have a wife too. Someone wearing bangles.
I see. Should we go ahead with this?
But there's a condition. - Yes.
You'll come on a bear instead of a mare.
Brother-in-law. - [Laughing]
Let's go for a movie, girls.
Since when did you start riding rickshaws?
Since I started making movies. - [Engine revving]
"My friends are rascals."
Rascals, we have gotten together after really long.
Something is going to happen for sure.
Uh.
Let it be.
After what we did the last time, I don't even look at another girl.
You're right. Now I don't like any other girl besides my wife.
[Laughing]
What's the plan, then?
I'm scared of the word 'plan'.
Don't worry. I'm the one who's going to plan this time.
The way we three change, the sage's testimony will be falsified.
Why?
Habits never change. Girls will always impress us.
[Laughing]
Let's go.
"My friends are rascals."
"Oh, oh!"
"My friends are rascals."
"Oh, oh!"
"My friends are rascals."
"Father says that love and alcohol are bad."
"Friends say that life is all about alcohol."
"Oh, oh!"
"When I had my first drink.."
"..I learnt to fly without wings."
"Oh, oh!"
"Let's play this game."
"My friends are rascals."
"Oh, oh!"
"We would go to the canteen with great pride."
"We would drink coffee and cold-drinks and have pizzas and burgers."
"Oh, oh!"
"Everyone would loiter around the same girl."
"She cheated. No one could get her."
"Oh, oh!"
"She left our hearts beating."
"My friends are rascals."
"They were with me when I needed them."
"They fought for me."
"We've met after very long."
"The three flowers have bloomed again."
"It's been months and years."
"My friends are rascals."